- English Translation -

Artists: AIB featuring Irfan Khan
Lyrics: AIB and Karunesh Talwar
Singers: Arjun Nair and AIB

Same Old Party Song, Stupid Party Song
Cliched Party Song, Same Old Shit, Let's Sing Along
Jab 100 Crore Kamaane Ho, Just Make A Party Video
When you want to make a billion, just make a party video
Autotune Ka Patch Lagaake Lyrics Kuchh Aise Likhwa Do:
Stick on the autotune patch and write lyrics that go like this:

Pehle Catchy Line, Phir Se Wohi Line
First, a catchy line, then the same line again
Repeated Several Times Till It Gets Stuck In Your Mind
Beat Ke Saath Taali Maaro, Gaane Mein Daaru Daalo
Clap along with the beat, put some shots of alcohol into the song
Bartender Ka Swag Dikhaake, Chaar-Paanch Hot Ladki Chipka Do
Show off the bartender's skill and stick in four or five hot girls

Random Dancing Shot, Same Shot From The Top
Why Is Everyone Hot? Camera Guy Is High On Pot
Sunn Lo Film Ke Writers Saalo, Jitna Bhi Tum Plot Bana Lo
Listen, script writers, you can make as great a plot as you want
Bikegi Picture Iss Gaane Pe, Talent Apni Gaand Mein Daalo
The movie will sell based only on this song, you can stick your talent up your ass

Koi Popular Actor Lo, Bees Saal Chhoti Actress Lo
Take a popular actor and pair him with an actress 20 years younger than him
Tharki Sa Step Karaake, Laundon Se Theater Bharwa Lo
Do an obscene dance step and fill up the theater with guys
Sponsor Ka Closeup Lo, Faltu Ka Jump Karo
Take a closeup of your sponsor's products! [i.e. product placement] Jump for no reason!
Six-Pack Ko Flash Karo Aur Rapper Ki Entry Karwa Lo
Flash your six pack! Then have the rapper enter!

Act Like Black Guys, We'll Act Like Black Guys
Even Though We're Really Racist When We See Them In Real Life

Obligatory Rap Portion Hota Hai Har Gaane Mein (Accha?)
In each party song, there's an obligatory rap portion
Desi Accent Maaru Taaki Hit Ho Haryaane Mein
Use an unrefined accent, so the song is a big hit in Haryana (a northwestern state)
Ab Hum Pe Bhi Laundiyaan Mast Haath Ghumaayengi
Now some girls will lay their hands on us
Camera Cut Hote Hi Meri Aukaat Dikh Jaayegi
But as soon as the camera cuts, we'll know our real value
Ab Extras Karenge Shots, Aur Baar Pe Aag Lag Jaayegi
Now extras will do some shots, and the bar will be set on fire
Iss Rap Ke Aakhri Line Pe Beat Ruk Jaayegi
And on the last line of rap, the beat will drop

Kaafi Flashy Lights, Some Chick's Hair Is Flying
Many flashing lights, some chick's hair is flying
Location Change Time, Now We're At The Poolside
Ab Lyrics Screen Pe Aayengi, Kuch Mahilaaen Nahaayengi
Now lyrics will show up onscreen, and some women will bathe
[this is a reference to random bikini-clad girls jumping in the pool]
Aur Mahilaaen Nahaayengi, Sab Mahilaaen Nahaayengi
More women will bathe, all the women will bathe!

Ab Yeh Gaana Bajega, Shaadiyon Mein Bajega
Now this song will play everywhere, it'll play at weddings
Annual Day Pe Bajega, Aur Mayyat Pe Bhi Bajega
It'll play at annual days (at colleges), and it'll even play at funerals
Let's Objectify, Misogyny Is Fine
And Now For No Good Reason, Bikini And Pillow Fight

Bottles Jerk Off Karo, Ladki Pe Spray Karo
Jerk off your bottles! Spray it on the girls! [Double meanings!]
Kyouki Yeh Gaana Hai, Censors Will Let It Go
Since this is a song, the censors will let it go!
Janta Catchphrase Gaayegi, Ringtone Isse Banaayegi
The public will sing the catchphrase, they'll make it their ringtone
Illegal Download Karke Phir Chhe Rupaye Bachaayegi
And save six rupees by illegally downloading it

Hum 100 Crore Kamaayenge, Producer Bhi Muthiyaaenge
We'll make a billion, the producers will be satisfied
[litarally, "the producers will masturbate"]
Iss Gaane Ko Remix Karke Phir Ke Gandh Machaayenge
Then remix this song again, and do it all over
Party All Night, Party On My Mind
[These are all references to famous party songs of the last decade or so]
Chaar Baj Gaye Lekin Afterparty Ho Jaati Hai
It's 4 a.m. but the afterparty is yet to happen
(Party Toh Banti Hai)
There should be a party
Where's The Party Tonight? I Wanna Hangover, Tonight
Gaand Mein Dum Hai Toh Band Karva Lo
If you have balls, try to stop this

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Neeche Comment Chhodke, Tum Bhi Lukkhi Public Se Lado
Leave a comment below and get into a fight with other people just sitting around
Phir Website Isse Utthaayengi, Sponsored Post Banaayengi
Then websites will pick it up, make it a sponsored post
Clickbait Waali Headlike Deke, Tumse Click Karaayengi
Stick on a clickbait headline to make you click it!