- English Translation -

Music: Vickey Prasad
Lyrics: Garima Wahal & Siddharth Singh
Label: T-Series
Singers: Akshay Kumar, Vickey Prasad

Note: Jugaad is a Punjabi word which is now widely used as a slang throughout India. It is a term applied to a creative
or innovative idea providing a quick, alternative way of solving or fixing a problem. Usually, it is an improvised
arrangement or work-around, which is used because of lack of resources. In a very simple way, it can be understood as "finding a way out/finding a solution to the problem in hand". The people who are good at Jugaad are often called
Jugaadu. This song as well as the movie in general is a satirical take on the sad state of sanitation in many parts of India.

Duniya Chali Mars Pe
The world has reached Mars
Chaand Zameen Pe Dikh Rayo
One can see the Moon on Earth now
Arre Black And White Se Colour Hua
From black and white(movies), everything has become colour
Ab 3D Main Sab Dikh Raheyo
And You can also see things in 3D(3 Dimension)

Duniya Chali Mars Pe
The world has reached Mars
Chaand Zameen Pe Dikh Rayo
One can see the Moon on Earth now
Arre Black And White Se Colour Hua
From black and white(movies), everything has become colour
Ab 3D Main Sab Dikh Raheyo
And You can also see things in 3D

Hazaaron Chad Gaye Everest Ka Pahaad (x2)
Thousands have already climbed the top of Mount Everest

Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements(find a means) for a toilet
O Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements for a toilet
Kab Tak Lega Tu Pedon Ki Aadh
Till how long will You take the shelter of the trees?
Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements for a toilet
O Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements for a toilet

Public Mein Bhar Do Laaj Sharam, Sabhyata Yahi Sikhaaye
Fill some shame in the hearts of the public, this is what being cultured teaches You
Ghoonghat Khencho Pet Tak, Baitho Saari Uthaaye
Pulling the veil of their Sarees to the stomach every woman is sitting
(Saree is a traditional dress of Indian women)
Bhabhi Nikli Tarke Tarke, Raste Khade Ladke Rehtey Taad
The sister-in-law in bashfully going while the roadside ruffians are gazing at her
Sun Le Kya Nature Ki Pukar
Look at the sad state of this nature’s call

Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements for a toilet
O Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements for a toilet
Kab Tak Lega Tu Khambon Ki Aadh
Till how long will You take the shelter/help of the poles/pillars?
Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements for a toilet
O Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements for a toilet

Tourist Dekhe Kile Aur Mahal Jo Desh Ki Shaan Badhaye
Tourists come to visit the palaces and forts increasing the pride of the nation
Hum Toh Samajh Ke Baap Ka Maal Kone Bhigo Ke Aaye
And we who think it’s our own property go and drench these sites
Baas Maare Ab Apni Virasat, Naash Hua Achaar Vichar
Our heritage is stinking now, all culture and philosophy has been destroyed
Tel Dekh Tu Tel Ki Dhaar
Look at this gush/flow of oil(urine)

Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements for a toilet

Mehak Rahi Hai Desh Ki Galiyaan, Saans Lena Ho Gayo Muhaal
The lanes of the country are smelling, it has become difficult to even breathe
Swachh Banega Bharat Khud Hi, Dekh Le Apne Ghar Ka Haal
When will India become clean, look at the sad state of affairs
Nadi Kinare Baithega Tu, Sab Paani Mein Mil Jayego
If one sits and urinates alongside the bank of the river, it all gets mixed with the river water
Wahi Bahega Nalkon Se, Phir Usko Hi Tu Pee Jayego
And that same water comes through Your (water) taps (at home), go on and drink it

Haath Mein Leke Izzat Apni, Khada Hai Tu Kyun Maidaano Mein
Holding you pride in Your hands why are You standing in the open grounds
Dikhe Koi Jo Dhar Maarta, Rapat Likha Do Tum Thaano Mein
If You see someone urinating in the open, please file a complaint in the police station

Khule Mein Hai Jo Shaan Agar Toh, Dhoti Pehan Na Chhod De
If You think it is pride to urinate/defecate in the open then stop wearing clothes altogether
Har Cheez Parampara Nahi Re Pyaare
Everything in not culture, my dear
Aad Tu Lena Chhod De (x3)
Stop hiding behind such silly/useless conventions
Mil Kar Mauka Na Sabhayta Pe Phaad
Don’t damage our culture/heritage with Your stupid acts

Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements for a toilet
O Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements for a toilet
Kab Tak Lega Tu Pedon Ki Aadh
Till how long will You take the shelter of the trees?
Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements for a toilet
O Bhaiya Dhaad Dhaad Dhaad Kar Le Ab Toh Toilet Ka Jugaad
So brother quickly make arrangements for a toilet